Thursday 28 February 2013

Bethany likes her baths: Thurs 28.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 28th February 2013
  • Bethany’s a water baby
  • Lilian and Paul has (another) grand day
  • Pip’s still a dirty stop out
  • Mike and Vicky are already having nights out
  • David learns about Pliny


Paul and Lilian play house: Wed 27.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 27th February 2013
  • Bunty’s funeral
  • Tom’s still in a huff
  • Brenda has to do everything
  • Pip’s not as bad as Shula and Elizabeth
  • Cargo nets and Ifty
  • Freddie likes girls
  • Elizabeth’s found land to sell
  • Paul and Lilian at home


Jazzer buys a tractor: Tues 26.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 26th February
  • Lynda’s being evasive
  • Jazzer rips offs an elderly widow
  • Pip says sorry to Tom
  • Pat didn’t even cook Tom a birthday meal
  • “High heels and flaming Sambuca”


Susan picks on Jennifer: Mon 25.02.13 #thearchers

The Archer Monday 25th February 2012
  • Susan’s not amused with Jennifer
  • Concrete costs too much
  • Ed’s happy with his lot
  • It is a T20
  • Emma thinks of someone else


Canada, Llamas and chipped skirting boards: Sun 24.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th February 2013
  • Why can’t Alice be happy with her lot?
  • Is Wolfgang missed?
  • Lynda’s being outrageously blinkered
  • Brian chipped the skirting board
  • What did Neil nearly sit on?
  • Susan’s crying, Brian’s gung-ho


Sunday 24 February 2013

The Llamas might have TB: Fri 22.01.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd February 2013
  • Busy lambing at Brookfield
  • Ode to the Willow
  • Still arguing with Pip
  • Do the Llamas have TB?   
  • Darrell’s not chuffed to see Des
  • Elizabeth on a zip wire
  • The Brookfield cows are out!
  • Chris doesn’t know what to do


Alice has an interview in Canada: Thurs 21.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st February 2013
  • Eddie has a patio to quote for
  • Clarrie makes cracking soup
  • Pat’s not full of holiday cheer
  • Helen’s affecting Ed and Emma’s marriage
  • Paul’s got a flat in Felpersham
  • Alice has a shocker for Chris
  • Jazzer wants to rip off a nice, old widow


Tom drops the non-organic bombshell: Wed 20.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 20th February 2013
  • Pat and Tony feel relaxed
  • Chris isn’t a happy chappy
  • Darrell needs to grovel
  • Tom wants to leave organic


Lilian and Jennifer have words: Tues 19.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th February 2013
  • One of Neil’s weaners has a scratch
  • Pat and Tony are having a grand holiday
  • A fraught dinner at Matt and Lilian’s
  • A mother always knows
  • Tom to abandon organic?
  • Laughing at Susan
  • Lilian to become penniless?


Alice has an interview for Canada: Mon 18.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th February 2013 #thearchers
  • The Chris Cater Borchester Life edition
  • Alice has a secret interview
  • Fallon moved in on Sunday
  • Easter means a slump in chocolate sales
  • Alice apologises


Wolfgang departs this world: Sun 17.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th February 2013
  • Lilian’s thinking of Paul but making plans with Matt
  • Wolfgang’s found dead
  • The Lower Loxley art exhibition is “challenging”
  • Elizabeth’s plan b


Emma and Helen, the odd couple: Fri 15.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th February 2013
  • The brown sauce is nearly finished
  • Ed’s confused by Emma and Helen
  • Paul and Lilian, and a seafood platter
  • There’s no cream at the King’s Arms
  • No shearing?
  • Dougal McHenry
  • Helen misremembers Annette
  • Helen got a Valentine’s card
  • Paul gives Lilian a key

Saturday 23 February 2013

Valentine’s Day 2013: Thurs 14.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th February 2013
  • Tiger and Pusscat love each other
  • Tom really told Pip what’s what
  • The bank wants to meet Tom again
  • Jennifer’s decorating the dining room
  • Lent
  • Tom on about starting a family again
  • Bunty Hebden: death by sofa
  • Rhys and Fallon move up a step


Pip’s still behaving badly: Wed 13.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th February 2013
  • It’s the Nigel stuff that’s worth something
  • Lambs!
  • Pip lets everyone down
  • Anyone good at mathematics?
  • Ifty and Kirsty have split up


Brenda needs feeding: Tues 12.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 12th February 2013
  • The Mike Method
  • A milk round is like ice cream
  • What to call Ed and Jazzer’s new venture?
  • Bethany’s visual learning sessions
  • The Ed and Jazzer double act
  • Tom didn’t make dinner
  • Is Jazzer for or against Scottish Independence?
  • Fallon’s staying at Jaxx


Elizabeth has to sell the family silver: Mon 11.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 11th February 2013
  • Car boot sale at Lower Loxley
  • Matt will never be great pals with Paul
  • Matt plays a blinder
  • Maurice doesn’t enjoy Valentine’s Day
  • Of course Peggy is interested in Tom’s business!
  • Lilian wants to walk
  • Peggy senses a great grandchild
  • Peggy finally ‘gets’ Bethany


Monday 18 February 2013

Will's 30th birthday: Sun 10.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th February 2013
  • Will got a knife but didn’t give a penny
  • Alice’s moaning about her job (again)
  • Clarrie speaks!
  • Ed gives Will a present
  • All’s well in Chris’ world
  • Clarrie tries to make Ed and Will hug


Rob goes a-hunting: Fri 08.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th February 2013
  • Rob’s a milk marketing genius
  • Emma makes Ed go to the party
  • Rob’s a super chap
  • Mike won’t give Ed one more penny
  • It’s a “no” to the badger road signs
  • Rob joins the hunting set
  • The hens loved the mash
  • Hayley gets the shopping, but then gets Valentine’s out


Sunday 17 February 2013

Brief Encounter, Ambridge style: Thurs 07.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 7th February
  • What an odd woman
  • Josh makes mash for the hens
  • The odd woman ruins Paul and Lilian’s moment
  • Pip, the teenage 20 something


All ends well: Thurs 07.03.12 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 7th February 2012
  • Usha’s back
  • Alan confronts Michael
  • Back to the fold
  • Will Alan and Usha move?
  • Amy to move

Ifty and Elizabeth: Wed 06.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 6th February 2013
  • Shula already knew Rob’s height
  • Ifty and Elizabeth enjoy their chats …
  • Nic still feels only pity for Bethany
  • Hayley stops the jungle drums
  • Poultry tonic
  • Nic tells Will that Ed is coming to his party


Ed’s invited to Will’s birthday: Tues 05.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5th February 2013
  • Ed and Jazzer to become supremo sheep shearers
  • Ed’s turned to be Rob’bed
  • Rhys isn’t very sensitive to Jazzer
  • Valentine’s plans at The Bull
  • Rob’s joining the hunt
  • Fat Paul hit Derek Fletcher
  • No Pancake Night at The Bull?
  • The Jungle Drums reckon Lower Loxley needs £1m
  • Nic wants Ed at Will’s birthday


Alan meets Michael’s mystery woman: Tues 05.02.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 5th February 2013
  • Amy talks sense
  • The Colonel apologises
  • Another excuse for Amy not to move out?
  • Alan needs Usha
  • The Colonel has problems of his own
  • Sadie Walsh of Appletree Cottage
  • Amy has a go at Michael


Elizabeth needs £300,000: Mon 04.02.12 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 4th February 2013
  • The computer says “no” (to Elizabeth)
  • Bert’s latest rhymes
  • Lynda’s doing Vicky’s washing
  • Vicky turns on Lynda


Peggy ignores Bethany: Sun 03.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd February 2013
  • Omelette for Sunday lunch
  • Should Lilian be leaving Matt to the Gilbert Cross project?
  • There’s nowt in Mike and Vicky’s cupboard
  • Peggy talks weather rather than baby
  • Lilian and Paul to do a Brief Encounter
  • Calling any smokers …


Saturday 9 February 2013

Paul is officially Lilian’s bit on the side: Fri 01.12.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 1st February 2013
  • Pip’s been squatting
  • Scruff and Tig disagree
  • Paul begs to be Lilian’s other man