Nic’s waters break (at the bus stop): Mon 30.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 30th September 2013

• Susan’s family has nae class
• Shall we invite that one from the prison?
• Of course Joe can’t wait for his baccy!!!
• Joe never to be in the fresh air again?
• Nic wants to do a charity calendar
• Alan kits out Darrell
• Emma hasn’t even been to see Joe?
• The new Grundy baby is on its way

First mention of the Christmas Show!!!!!! – Sun 29.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 29th September 2013

• The farmers should be thankful
• What about the harvest supper?
• Who was that?
• Ruth’s a part-time Christian
• David burnt his finger
• How long does it take to cook runner beans?
• Elizabeth and Nigel’s 19th anniversary
• Courgettes or broccoli?
• The badgers are at David again
• Darrell to benefit from the harvest bounty
• The trees are on the turn
• The Christmas show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Caroline wants to sell up

Joe misses Bartleby – Fri 27.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 27th September 2013

• Caroline’s losing customers
• Kathy should sue?
• Rosa has enough sandwiches for Jamie
• Rosa and Jamie?
• Rosa does and doesn’t want to know about her dad
• Caroline reckons Eddie’s just human
• What department is Mr Hughes from?
• Joe couldn’t find his slippers
• Bartleby and Joe, back together

Darrell accosts Shula in the Church Yard: Thurs 26.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 26th September 2013

• Joe’s front page news
• The Local Authority visit to Grey Gables is clarified
• Helen has ‘coffee’ in Rob’s office
• Darrell tells Shula to go shake a tin
• Rob’s feeling the pressure

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013

• Kathy’s a lady of leisure
• Brenda’s back for a bit
• So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
• Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
• Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
• Brenda tortures Tom
• Paul’s still in mind

Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013

• Nic’s happy to help
• Joe will be planning his funeral soon
• They still don’t like that Super Dairy
• Josh is donating his eggs
• Eric beats up Darrell
• Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
• Eddie’s got a solicitor

Kathy quits her job – Mon 23.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 23rd September 2013

• A hot ‘date’ at an artisan food exhibition
• What was wrong with Chloe from Norfolk?
• Nicholas, the new Golf Club GM
• What is Crispy United?
• Tom discovers his Hinterland
• Kathy's had enough
• Kathy’s calls Martyn a Bastard

Where’s the Grundy camera? In the sock drawer – Sun 22.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 22nd September 2013

• Caroline doesn’t blame Lynda
• Bad TripAdvisor review
• The Local Authority to inspect the carpet
• Eddie mentions that Joe is 92
• It’s his wrist, not his leg
• NOT THE BIG CHAIR!!!!
• Joe didn’t want roast beef
• Oliver admits he should have chosen Lynda
• Eddie gets the camera out
• Emma on toilet duty?

Eddie to sue Caroline – Fri 20.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 20th September 2013

• Caroline starts off today relaxed …
• Joe’s in a bad way
• It was the carpet wot did it
• Taking Joe to the toilet is a step too far?
• Caroline turns on Oliver
• Lynda’s inconsolable
• Eddie’s furious
• Jethro hit by a branch. Nigel falls off a roof. Joe trips over the carpet. At least David varies his modus operandi

Joe bumps his head – Thurs 19.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 19th September 2013

• Darrell’s just fine (actually)
• We missed both David and Joe’s birthday yesterday
• Joe would have won the best moustache competition
• Ben’s enjoying Big School
• Josh is suddenly a hunk
• The two amigos
• The Christmas turkeys!
• Joe wants Nic at home
• Joe says no to a jar
• It was folks like Eddie and Joe Lynda didn’t want ...
• Joe leaves in an ambulance

Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013

• “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
• Kirsty sounds sad
• Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
• Ray’s upped and off
• Tony’s matchmaking?
• Ray does this all the time
• Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
• Queen Lynda’s first act

Mrs Shen is Ray’s mistress – Tues 17.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 17th September 2013

• Brian spots Mrs Shen
• Matt waxes lyrical about Russia
• Brian spots Mrs Shen AND Ray
• Poor ewe
• Alistair says no, then yes (with provisos)
• Temp Anthea is now a Perm PA
• Matt and Brian don’t support paternity leave

Helen’s delusional – Mon 16.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 16th September 2013

• Shula is  stunned at Helen’s crafting talents
• Helen’s suddenly thick
• Shula wants to offer Darrell a room

The Flower and Produce Show 2013 – Sun 15.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 15th September 2013

• Who won the Rose Bowl?
• We’re spared phone sex
• Remember the lost earring
• Mrs Shen doesn’t know the meaning of ‘Do Not Disturb’
• A buffer for Kathy?
• Mrs Shen doesn’t want to swim with Kathy
• David and Ruth are going to the Mexican night
• Rob and Lynda’s llamas save Helen
• Mrs Shen wants her swimsuit laundered

Josh snogs a gorgeous girl – Fri 13.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 13th September 2013

• The cows enjoy modern pop
• Berrow Farm
• Was it a wild party?
• Mrs Shen made Magda cry
• Ray buses in auld yins
• David has TWO glasses of wine
• Lynda covers for Ray

Pat’s breaking the law for Helen – Thurs 12.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 12th September 2013

• Pat’s keeping a secret from Helen
• Stew means Kathy
• Tony caught Tom stealing
• Kathy’s not going on holiday
• Darrell’s hiding in bushes, eating crisps

Take your Mistress to work day – Wed 11.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 11th September 2013

• Jolene and Kenton’s go 1950s style
• Why would the link only work on a laptop?
• Lilian summarises Ambridge Extra
• Why was Rob waiting for Helen outside the pub?
• Kenton’s spotted Darrell
• Helen admires the Super Dairy
• Dmitry was a demi-god

The Church won’t help Darrell – Tues 10.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 10th September 2013

• Neil tries to help Darrell
• Alan can’t help Darrell
• Ray corrects Lynda
• Mrs Shen wants magazines
• The Hamiltons have gone elsewhere
• Lynda has to find a piñata

Matt and Lilian, back home – Mon 09.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 9th September 2013

• They’re back!
• Lewis has need for hay
• Now David’s smitten with Rob
• Ian and Kathy compare bad bosses
• Lilian impresses Matt
• The asparagus is overcooked!
• The Conservation Officer’s causing trouble
• Anthea’s here to stay

Kirsty makes a move on Tom – Sun 08.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 8th September 2013

• Was Jess at the family gathering?
• Lynda tries to bring culture to  the Mexican evening
• Kirsty likes Tom …
• Kirsty thinks the earrings are good enough
• How did Tom solve his cashflow problem?
• The arrival of Mrs Shen

A Mexican night at Grey Gables – Fri 06.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 6th September 2013

• Lynda’s also out of the Rose Bowl
• Oliver’s oblivious
• Ray’s a liar
• The music teacher saves the concert
• Lily’s hyper
• Ray demands a Mexican night
• Should the Church save Darrell?
• Just because Ray’s the boss?

Rob saves some Brookfield cows – Thurs 05.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 5th September 2013

• Emma and Ed are down the pub
• Simone has glandular fever
• Darrell’s sleeping in the bus shelter
• Keira has a purple monster called George
• Distressed cows at Brookfield
• Clarrie’s worried about Kathy
• The vet students like the caravans
• Rob’s going back to his family
• Josh wants pizza and mates

It’s all over – Thurs 05.09.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 5th September 2013

• Lilian’s in trouble
• Matt to the rescue!
• The quickest flight from Inverness to Surrey … ever!
• Matt chooses Lilian
• Brenda doesn’t choose Dmitry
• Pusscat and Tiger, back together
• Hmmm …

Grey Gables has dirty changing rooms – Wed 04.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 4th April 2013

• Ray’s litany of ineptitude
• Helen’s jewellery in the Flower and Produce show
• More consternation about the wedding invites
• Brian behaves admirably
• Jennifer lost a sleeve!

Helen sends Henry away – Tues 03.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 3rd September 2013

• Helen puts Rob before Henry
• Ben’s at the big school
• At least Ruth’s roses are surviving
• Consternation over the wedding invites
• Henry likes boxes
• Tony gets to say ‘I told you so’
• The concert tickets are selling well
• Shula has Darrell on her mind
• When’s a Hen not a Moor Hen?

Lilian whores herself – Tues 03.09.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 3rd September 2013

• Lilian woos Leonid
• Robin thinks Matt’s the hostile takeover
• Dmitry’s lovesick
• Matt’s threatened with a shotgun
• What a load of …

Tom has nae cash – Mon 02.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 2nd September 2013

• Afternoon teas to save the Golf Club
• Tom simply adores Rob
• The Pickers were ever so quiet this year
• Kirsty and Tom have ham and chips
• Rhys’ brewing is lethal
• Tom has cashflow issues

Lynda prefers salmon without the head – Sun 01.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 1st September 2013

• Ray demands espresso
• Fallon has a list, and she’s checking it twice
• Rhys is home brewing, but not saying a word about it
• Don’t like salmon heads?
• Lynda’s smelling the roses
• In-house entertainment … at Grey Gables!